I haven’t done and ode to another blog in a long time. I enjoy taking the time out of my mindless rambling to talk about other blogs. I am very passionate about reading the blogs I read. I feel like I connect with those people and think about what they are thinking. Spotlighting other blogs is not a way for them to see me or relink me, it is my way of telling everyone, I enjoy that blog very much. If I didn’t have these blogs to read, my day would drag on forever and I wouldn’t get to connect with 100′s of people around the world. Blogging and being part of a blogging community is a great thing. I enjoy blogging and reading blogs more than the games we all play. The least I can do is say, “hey dude, you are doing awesome job. Thanks for the great read!”
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Tagged bio break, bloggers, syp
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I finally read my first Star Wars book. I read Darth Bane Path of Destruction, by Drew Karpyshyn. It was a pretty good book. I’m not going to review it or anything, I just have a few thoughts about the Star Wars universe. Being my first Star Wars book, I am a bit confused by the lore and timeline. There wasn’t much confusion in Darth Bane. It was a well thought out story and it had enough background so I didn’t get lost. I haven’t played Knights of the Old Republic, so I am pretty ignorant of the timeframe. The only Star Wars I have ever been exposed to is the movies. I refuse to read any books around the time of the movies. O have a hard time with the way I visualize the characters and the characters from the movies. My inner vision conflicts with the faces from the movie, so I can’t enjoy myself. I pop out of my reading state and get distracted by what I remember of the movie. That is why I will not read any of those books. I do admit, I would like to read the book where Luke Skywalker turns evil, but I have no idea what book that is. Oh, and I would like to read the one he dies in.
Some topics about gaming are just not touched on at other blogs. I think it is important to know every aspect about gaming. It doesn’t make me popular, but I enjoy theorycrafting sex and gaming. Gamers have to know how to get it on and raid at the same time. I am here to help. There is nothing worse than choosing between raiding and a booty call. This is a quick guide on how to have your cake and fuck it too. Ahh, the things we can do with cake. Just a warning, the risk of getting a yeast infection (male and female) is increased when cake is smashed into the privates area. Here are a few tips to having sex and gaming:
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Tagged gaming, HUMOR, mmo, sex
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Way back when Cryptic announced the development of Champions Online, I visited their website and discovered other games in development. Star Trek Online was one of those games. I couldn’t believe they were trying to pump out 2 games almost at the same time. Not only that, but they had artwork for future games in development.

I looked at Star Wars The Old Republic’s social networking experiment numbers today and thought bad things. It doesn’t look like they are going to get 52,000 more Facebook Likes and 10,000+ more Twitter followers in 6 days. It looks like the negative poopy heads have won.
I will still blog about SWTOR everyday this week to honor their effort to feel out their future player-base. I just wish huge sites like Darth Hater or Massively plugged this a bit more. I know they have bigger fish to fry, but it would have been nice to see little reminders at the bottom of all SWTOR posts.
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Tagged bioware, swtor, tor
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All of us are passionate about something in our lives. We use our passion to get up in the morning, take a shower, brush our teeth, eat a foot long hotdog, spank the kids, yell at out mother in-law, or fart in an elevator going 59 floors. Strong or weak, our passion is a great thing that motivates us. Sometimes, others share our passion. That group of people is called a community. As we project our passion as a group, the community grows and grows. The bigger a community, the more diverse opinions become. There are times when a community splits into smaller sects. Even though the sects have slight differences in opinions, the community still grows strong with passion. When people start loosing faith in their cause, they break away from the community, go to South America and drink Kookaid that kills them. Don’t drink the Koolaid!! Support Star Wars The Old Republic. If you don’t, you will die. I’m just saying, check the facts.
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Tagged bioware, swtor, tor
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There is 8 days left to meet SWTOR’s community stunt. That is what people think it is. I guess if you want to be negative, you can just sit in the corner and be grumpy. What happened to you as you grew up? Did someone tell you to grow up? Do you not like to have fun? Am I pissing you off?
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Tagged bioware, swtor, tor
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There is now 8 days left to prove the Star Wars The Old Republic community is the best gaming community in the world. We are not a bunch of complainers, whiners, babies, or lazy gits. We are united in a greater cause to bring this nation together. We are strong. We are proactive. We are the best and my momma says I’m #1. are you going to sit on your tushies and wait for this opportunity to pass us by? No, we are going to charge forward and prove to the world we can get SWTOR 200,000 Facebookians and 30,000 Twittorians. Let’s think of ways to make it happen. Don’t forget to tell your whole family to do this, including your rabid hamster.
SWTOR needs your help. Go to that link and make sure you “Like” their Facebook page and follow them on Twitter. If you don’t by the 25th of July, we will be DOOMED to never get the special announcement. That gives us 9 days to find away to gather a whole bunch of people. Here are the numbers:
1. Twitter is at 18,922 and we need 30,000 followers. We have 9 days to get 11,078 more people to follow SWTOR Twitter account.
2. Facebook is at 138,741 and we need 200,000 people to “Like” their page in 9 days. We are missing 61,259 Facebook friends.
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Tagged bioware, swtor, tor
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Besides George Lucas being my daddy, I made a list of a few things I would like to be included in the Star Wars The Old Republic Collector’s Edition. No matter what, I am buying the SWTOR CE. I made up my mind about a year ago and I’ll be the first one to fork over $100 if I have to. It better be worth it though. Who am I kidding, I’ll buy it if they told me George cursed it. There are very few games I will buy a CE for. My CE collection includes: Burning Crusade and Warhammer Online. As you can see, I am very picky when I comes to buying CEs. WAR had a very awesome CE. Even though I didn’t play the game that long, I was glad I bought the CE. As a fan of Star Wars, I would like to see a great CE from BioWare. Here is a list of ideas for a CE. Of course, not all of these, but I would like to see at least 5 or more.