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10 Costumes a Pornstar’s kid shouldn’t wear on Halloween
Yeah, I like doing pornstar lists.
10. Jack & Jill- I think Andrew Dice Clay summed this one up nicely.
9. Almond Joy & Mounds candy bars- sing it!
8. A director- if the kid yells, ACTION, mommy might give you a treat.
7. Two girls and 1 chocolate ice cream- please get their own ice cream
6. E.T.- mommy might have flashbacks of work today.
5. A monkey- there will be no spanking the monkey on Halloween
4. A donkey- you don’t want mommy to get excited
10 Things a Pornstar can’t say at Thanksgiving
This is a list, not a blog post.
10. Gobble gobble
9. Gravy please
8. Shit, I burned the turkey! I guess we have to order sausage pizza.
7. Turkey is done.
6. Grace
5. I got a bone the dog can lick clean
4. More breast please
3. I like stuffing
2. Cream pie anyone?
1. I don’t care, white or dark meat is fine. It all slides down my throat nicely.
I’m Bleeding…
I’ve taken a bit of time off from blogging. It was mainly because I had surgery, but there are other factors too. I still have a lot to say, but I’m not sure how to say it anymore. I’m bleeding…
I’ve been taking a night class, lately. The class is an English course. It is teaching me more about grammar and sentence structure. I’ve come to the realization, my writing is piss poor. I even look at this post and I want to throw it in the trash.
[Guest Post] Good Ol’ Blizzard
Today, I have a special guest post from Tim “Youngblood” from 16 Bit Radio (Formerly, Incoming Pull). He saw my post about canceling my WoW account and thought he would dust off a post he was saving and let me post it on my blog. I would like to thank him for letting me post this great letter to Blizzard and I hope you visit his new website and thank him for letting me post this while I’m at the doctors office. Check out 16 Bit Radio! You’ll be glad you did.
Dear Blizzard,
WoW Account Closed…
And I’m not sure when I’ll be back again. I’ve grown tired of WoW and I feel this is the last time. Yeah, I’ve quit about a dozen other times, but I’m not feeling interested in it anymore. Cataclysm is not doing it for me. It is the same crap as before with a new coat of paint. I feel I’ve grown apart from WoW. It’s going in a direction I don’t want to take.
Juicy Hotdog MMO
As some of you might know, I had a big, juicy hotdog for lunch yesterday. I stared at that wiener for a good 10 minutes before I chomped down on it. It was gone in seconds. I was left feeling empty as I wiped the speckles of ketchup off my chin. Damn mustard dripped on my crotch. There was something magical about that hotdog…
Hype:
SWTOR & GW2 Quest!
I’m on a quest! A quest for information. I am in search of blogs that talk about Star Wars The Old Republic and Guild Wars 2. I want to soak up as much information as I can about these games and the views of fellow bloggers. I want to hear your voices. Do you have a blog you follow that talks about these games and I don’t have them linked on my blog roll? If so, I need your help. I want to start keeping track of what you have to say and your blog buddies. Damn it, I need to know!
Game By Night
It is that time of week again, time to give a shout out to a blog I’m enjoying. All these blogs I talk about not only have great posts, they have great people writing them. If you get a chance to interact with them over Twitter, you can get a feel for their attitude. I like surrounding myself with positive people and people with a sense of humor. I wish I could express exactly how much I enjoy reading the bloggers on my blog roll. Here is an example of how I think of my Blog Buddies:
Will EQ Next be overshadowed by Blizzard Next?
For a few days I have been stewing over Sony’s plans to make a new Everquest. The project is called Everquest Next. They have given out a few screen shots and some key points. The game has no tentative release date, so we only can speculate what year it will come out. I’m thinking we might see a 2013 release date if everything goes well. I have one big question about the game though…
Lions, Tigers, Bears, Oh my!
Lions:
As I wrote in my last post, I got invited to do a podcast with Multiplaying. I had a great time, but I feel I could have done better. I tend to ramble and loose track of what I am saying. I’m not a great public speaker and I am a but shy. I write because words come to me easier than speaking them. I know River felt he was a bit nervous, but I think he did a great job. He has a great radio voice. I’m kind of nasally and quiet. If you haven’t heard the podcast yet, visit Multiplaying and listen to it. I would like some real feedback on how I did. I don’t want any sugar coating or lavish words, just honest opinions. If I don’t know, I can’t improve on it. Maybe, I am not cut out for podcasting. I would like to know that before I get all the resources together and people don’t listen, because I’m unbearable to listen to.