Sex and Gaming

Some topics about gaming are just not touched on at other blogs. I think it is important to know every aspect about gaming. It doesn’t make me popular, but I enjoy theorycrafting sex and gaming. Gamers have to know how to get it on and raid at the same time. I am here to help. There is nothing worse than choosing between raiding and a booty call. This is a quick guide on how to have your cake and fuck it too. Ahh, the things we can do with cake. Just a warning, the risk of getting a yeast infection (male and female) is increased when cake is smashed into the privates area. Here are a few tips to having sex and gaming:

1. PvP Power: This position is used during an intense PvP session. I do not recommend it during arena matches due to the fast twitch required. If you are a female, this will add a PvP advantage. The receiver is bent over the keyboard doggy style and the giver is standing behind receiver with mouse and mouse pad on receivers back. Please see #2 if the receiver is male. The receiver has to run the keyboard, while the giver barks commands and steers with the mouse. Put one hand on receivers hip and start thrusting. If the receiver is the gamer and a woman, she will have the advantage of using her breasts to help mash buttons. If she is not the gamer, the giver will have to coach with slight hair pulling and butt spankings. A little caution though, make sure the monitor is a good distance away from the receivers head. PvP can be very exciting, so try to keep thrusts controlled.

2. Battleground Butt Banger: just as you might he thinking, this is an anal position. Grab a tube of Anal Ease before you queue and shove it in the poopy. You will want to position yourself just like the PvP Power move. It is very similar, but this time the giver has to stand on a chair or stool to get better angle. This is better in battlegrounds because anal sex has to be taken slow to ensure nobody gets injured. I suggest capping a flag and standing by it as the giver slowly inserts his penis or her dildo. As the butt hole gets more used to the projectile in the anus, you can venture away from the flag, just be careful of stealthers. They can pop out of nowhere and cause a catastrophic butt bang.

3. Banking with Balls in Your Mouth: This is great for doing stuff on your banking alt. You can easily check your mail, use the auction house, craft a bit, and suck on some balls at your leisure. It is best if you have an iPhone, that way you can use the auction house app and the iPhones vibrate to stimulate your partner. If you are the receiver, you can lift your legs on your desk, have your keyboard in your lap, and enjoy your balls sucked as you do your daily money making rounds. This move is for pure relaxing game time.

4. Daily Deepthroat Dick: After getting your balls sucked or sucking balls, it is nice to do some daily quests while your dick gets sucked. If the woman is the gamer the alternate name for this is, Daily Twat Taste Time. The gamer can sit back and let the giver go to town on their privates while they relax and do dailies. A good way of doing this is to place the keyboard on the givers head and the mouse on your leg. Just put your feet on your desk and enjoy.

5. Raid and I Got Laid: this move is perfect for raiding. The best way to do this is while the giver is sitting in the chair, the receiver sits on the penis. If the receiver is the gamer, Reverse Cowgirl so you can see the screen. I know when I am raiding, I bounce up and down excitedly. This just takes that movement and puts it to better use. Bounce away with all that bottled up excitement. It is always a thrill to do this when it is the first time you killed that boss. The climax is unparalleled.

I hope some of these positions have helped you keep a healthy sex life and a great gaming experience. Games never get boring when you mix sex and gaming. Just remember, none of these positions should be done on a first date. Always use protection and be careful of getting a mouse in your ass. If you are both gamers, take turns. If you are lesbians or both like it at same time, I recommend a double dildo to preform the Double Dutch Dildo Delight. Take care and hope all your gaming moments are orgasmic.