SW:TOR Who’s Your Daddy!

Posted by Scarybooster on Tuesday Dec 1, 2009 Under Games, Humor

Star Wars The Old Republic’s news releases have been coming fast and furious lately. We keep getting hammered by new information. I am so excited I bought Knights of the Old Republic on Valve’s Steam store for $2.49. I have never played KotOR before or knew anything about it, but SWTOR is getting me stoked for anything Bioware related. I feel SWTOR is the dawn of a new MMORPG age. I feel they can make a game I want to play for years to come. After the cool picture and break, I will tell you more.

Good thing Harrison Ford got frozen and not Lumberjack Lucas

In the past George Lucas has made me bitter. The man just rubs me the wrong way. I think it all started in the 1980’s when he was coming out with great films. I loved his work and wanted to do as good as him in life. I wanted to be like George. My anger started when he refused my adoption paperwork. I felt smited by his mighty Jedi hand of love. He didn’t want me. Why George, why? I was a cute child and very good for my parents. I would have been a great addition to your growing family.

At that time George was struggling. Star Wars was new and Empire Strikes Back just wasn’t the movie it could have been. If I was his adopted son during that time, I could have helped him through the tears. I am strong like that. I was even thinking of changing my name when I was 9 to George Jr. Loyalty doesn’t come much better than that. I was crushed he refused my 156 requests to be his child. Even at 15 years old, I was willing to wear diapers to simulate a newborn. My pain grew after the release of Phantom Menace.

The year was 1999 and Episode 1 released. At that time, my first son was born. What did George do for my son as a potental grandson? That is right, nothing. I sent him more letters explaining how wonderful his grandson was. I didn’t get any replys. To this day, my son is devistated his possible grandpappy will not talk to him. All I have to show him is pictures I Photoshopped with a forged a loving memory written by daddy George. Tears come to my eyes everytime I read what he wrote. This is what he wrote:

Dear Freak… I mean Scary,
This is in memory of the times we could have had if I wasn’t such a jerk and adopted you.

-Love Daddy George

It saddens me to even quote what I wrote for him. I have to be strong and move on though the hard times. George Lucas decided to not be a part of my life, but with Star Wars The Old Republic coming out soon, I have a revived phycosis to stalk him. I now have 3 sons and they all want to be apart of his life. With SWTOR (I had to link this somehow to my story because it is in the title) I can teach my kids the way of the Lucas and maybe, someday, we can join together to be a happy family again.

I know this is a sad story of a father not willing to do his duty as a father, but I just wanted to tell the world how much we still love him. Even though, he has broken our hearts, my kids and I will be at his side during hard times. He just needs to take the time to believe in us. It is never too late to start to care.

…btw George, Jar Jar Binks could have been avoided if you just hugged me once.

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2 Responses to “SW:TOR Who’s Your Daddy!”

  1. Rackham Says:

    Scary, this was by far the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. To think we could have been brothers if you and I were both successful in our stalking attempts! ;)

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  2. Scarybooster Says:

    Thanks man, I appriciate it very much. Go team ITG!

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