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10 Costumes a Pornstar’s kid shouldn’t wear on Halloween
Yeah, I like doing pornstar lists.
10. Jack & Jill- I think Andrew Dice Clay summed this one up nicely.
9. Almond Joy & Mounds candy bars- sing it!
8. A director- if the kid yells, ACTION, mommy might give you a treat.
7. Two girls and 1 chocolate ice cream- please get their own ice cream
6. E.T.- mommy might have flashbacks of work today.
5. A monkey- there will be no spanking the monkey on Halloween
4. A donkey- you don’t want mommy to get excited
10 Things a Pornstar can’t say at Thanksgiving
This is a list, not a blog post.
10. Gobble gobble
9. Gravy please
8. Shit, I burned the turkey! I guess we have to order sausage pizza.
7. Turkey is done.
6. Grace
5. I got a bone the dog can lick clean
4. More breast please
3. I like stuffing
2. Cream pie anyone?
1. I don’t care, white or dark meat is fine. It all slides down my throat nicely.
Sex and Gaming
Some topics about gaming are just not touched on at other blogs. I think it is important to know every aspect about gaming. It doesn’t make me popular, but I enjoy theorycrafting sex and gaming. Gamers have to know how to get it on and raid at the same time. I am here to help. There is nothing worse than choosing between raiding and a booty call. This is a quick guide on how to have your cake and fuck it too. Ahh, the things we can do with cake. Just a warning, the risk of getting a yeast infection (male and female) is increased when cake is smashed into the privates area. Here are a few tips to having sex and gaming:
Unboxing the iPhone 4 [Video]
Yesterday, I had an adventure getting my new iPhone 4. It is never simple getting things you really, really, want. First, we went to Best Buy to pick up our iPhones. We were expecting a line, but there wasn’t very many people waiting and the people that were, already had pre orders. The couple people that didn’t have pre orders were turned away quickly because my local Best Buy only received 15 iPhone 4s. Two of those were 32GB. I was lucky enough to have all three of my phones handed to me. Yeah, I had 20% of Best Buy’s iPhone 4 inventory. We started getting our iPhone contracts redone when the first problem surfaced, Pink’s account was not eligible for an upgrade. What happened was, when she went to pre order the iPhone’s at the AT&T store, they accidentally started he upgrade process. Unfortunately, we had to drive 30 minutes to the AT&T store to get the upgrade reversed to get her new iPhone. Before we got there I got to try out my new iPhone and I discovered I had no data plan active. Good thing we were going to the AT&T store.
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Tagged AT&T, HUMOR, iPhone 4, iphone 4 impressions, iphone 4 review, unboxing iphone 4, youtube iphone 4
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Seriously, if I read one more post about LotRO going F2P…
…punch someone in the ass cheeks! Ok, LotRO is going to free to play, whoop-de-do! I looked at my RSS this morning and it was like a bunch of bees swarming over Whinnie the Pooh. I get it is reeeeaaaallly exciting (sarcasm), but after the 10th post about the same damn thing I was in ass punch mode.
Tonight, I am going to go home and make picket signs. Then, I am going to log into LotRO and run my character through Bree naked screaming, “Did you know LotRO is going F2P?”
Blogger Popularity Tier Checklist
I made a quick checklist for all bloggers to know how popular they are. 10 is the bottom of the barrel n00b blogger an 1 is the elite master blogger.
10. You use a free blogging service.
9. You are self-hosted, but you have no idea what to do so you use a free service template.
8. You get a great artist to make you a banner, but your writing still sucks.
7. You bought Blogging for Dumbies, but you are too lazy to read it.
1.Choose your own Blog Adventure
I come up with a lot of ideas in a day. My mind is constantly thinking of things to write. The problem is, I can’t fit them all in one post. Sometimes I have gaming ideas and other times, I just have wacky ideas. My wacky ideas just don’t fit on my blog anywhere. I do write about them and leave them in my draft folder to rot. At sometime, I would like to show this ideas to you. And then, I thought of this post.
Games make me Horny!
You ever sit at your computer playing your favorite game and have to alt-tab to surf porn? Is a group making you so bored you unzip you pants and grab your extra contoller? Do guild meetings on vent make you so horny, you take a “bio break” to clean up? Does your desk organizer have pens, pencils, paper, vibrators, condoms, and handcuffs? Do you get a chubby downing a hard boss after months of practice? If you answered yes to any of these, this blog is for you.
Gamer’s Spouse Pop Quiz
I made this quiz for all the gamers out there to ask their spouses. This is like a Cosmo sex quiz. The point of tge quiz is to gauge how addicted your gamer spouse is to video games. I thought of 10 questions and each question has 3 possible answers. The less the number, the less your spouse is addicted to video games. Here are the 3 possible answers and their point value:
1. Oh baby, oh baby, I want to touch your keyboard! 0 points
2. I don’t know, maybe we can just cuddle for a bit. 5 points
Someday I’ll write something good
I’ve been blogging from my iPhone for 2 years this month. I wrote a 50,000 word novel in a month for Nation Writing Month on the dang thing. I wrote at the blogs: The Order of Destruction (WAR blog), Scary’s Box (failed blog), A Wall of Text (now closed), and this blog. It has been a great 2 years of learning and a lot of writing, but I still don’t think I’ve written anything good.
You might think this post is about me, it is not. It is really about you. I’m telling the story, but you are the main character. Put yourself in the story and you will see. It is prompted reflection time…