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Juicy Hotdog MMO
As some of you might know, I had a big, juicy hotdog for lunch yesterday. I stared at that wiener for a good 10 minutes before I chomped down on it. It was gone in seconds. I was left feeling empty as I wiped the speckles of ketchup off my chin. Damn mustard dripped on my crotch. There was something magical about that hotdog…
Hype:
Game By Night
It is that time of week again, time to give a shout out to a blog I’m enjoying. All these blogs I talk about not only have great posts, they have great people writing them. If you get a chance to interact with them over Twitter, you can get a feel for their attitude. I like surrounding myself with positive people and people with a sense of humor. I wish I could express exactly how much I enjoy reading the bloggers on my blog roll. Here is an example of how I think of my Blog Buddies:
Lions, Tigers, Bears, Oh my!
Lions:
As I wrote in my last post, I got invited to do a podcast with Multiplaying. I had a great time, but I feel I could have done better. I tend to ramble and loose track of what I am saying. I’m not a great public speaker and I am a but shy. I write because words come to me easier than speaking them. I know River felt he was a bit nervous, but I think he did a great job. He has a great radio voice. I’m kind of nasally and quiet. If you haven’t heard the podcast yet, visit Multiplaying and listen to it. I would like some real feedback on how I did. I don’t want any sugar coating or lavish words, just honest opinions. If I don’t know, I can’t improve on it. Maybe, I am not cut out for podcasting. I would like to know that before I get all the resources together and people don’t listen, because I’m unbearable to listen to.
Battle of the Gamer/Non-Gamer
Pink Bunnie Foo Foo and I wanted to make this a podcast, but it requires community interaction to get off the ground. Our plan was to take questions about gaming and relationships impacted by it, but that takes you asking questions. So instead, we came up with a few questions to debate about to get the idea rolling. Maybe, this post will give you some ideas for questions and we can get a podcast going. It also, might get me off my ass and figure out how to podcast. Enjoy the first (maybe last) installment of Gamer vs Non-Gamer.
Dry Times
I’ve had a problem lately, I am blog impotent. I can’t get a post up. I’ve written a few posts, but they sucked. I just feel dried up. I might be trying too hard to impress you. I don’t know what it is, but I can’t think of anything worth a damn. I was thinking it was because of the summer rage-quit months or the lack of any good gaming news. Most of the blogs I read have slowed their posting too. What is it with the summer? Are we all outside tanning our butt cheeks till we can’t fart without saying “Ouch”? The summer is a dry time and my brain is shrinking.
Sex and Gaming
Some topics about gaming are just not touched on at other blogs. I think it is important to know every aspect about gaming. It doesn’t make me popular, but I enjoy theorycrafting sex and gaming. Gamers have to know how to get it on and raid at the same time. I am here to help. There is nothing worse than choosing between raiding and a booty call. This is a quick guide on how to have your cake and fuck it too. Ahh, the things we can do with cake. Just a warning, the risk of getting a yeast infection (male and female) is increased when cake is smashed into the privates area. Here are a few tips to having sex and gaming:
Call to Arms!
The beast is weakened, it is time to slit his throat. We have to gather our pitchforks and torches. Rally people and bring the pain to the 800lbs gorilla. We have waited too long for the monkey to fall from the Empire States Building. He has slipped and tumbled several stories down. It is time to shot the bastard down to the ground. Gather your tranquilizer guns of cool announcement and… FIRE!
WASDstomp said it and I’ll say it again:
It is time to make and announcement while Blizzard is dealing with the Real ID crap!
What MMOs are missing
Every time I play my favorite MMOs, I feel something is missing. I can never put a finger on exactly what the problem is. I have minor ideas, but nothing ever makes the ideas perfect. I should just write them down so I can figure out what is missing. Here are some of my missing MMO elements:
1. Urgency: monsters just font have the life in MMOs that single player games do. I want to feel like my back is against the wall and I am firing my last shotgun shell at a zombie’s brain before I’m ripped to pieces. If a second wave of zombies come, I better be willing to jump out the window. There is just something about MMO AI’s that are stagnant. Monster stand around waiting to be killed.
Cataclysm Release Date
All this Cataclysm news has got me thinking (pause for shock and awe). If the NDA is down and if we follow the famous Blizzard timeline, won’t Cataclysm release around BlizzCon 2010? When I say around, I mean BlizzCon 2010 is either, the week before or the week after Cataclysm. That means it is speculation time (pause for gas release).
So, why would Blizzard release Cataclysm the Tuesday before BlizzCon 2010? Here are a few ideas:
1. Blizzard will announce their next MMO and they want your money before they talk about the next generation MMO. Before BlizzCon would make the most sense because, they won’t want to overshadow Cataclysm with a newer MMO.
20 things that make an ultimate MMO
Here is a list of 20 things I love about different games all rolled into 1. This is the stuff that makes all MMOs my choice of games. This is what makes my keep playing them. If I could, I would roll them all up into 1 ultimate game. Check out my love for MMOs.
1. WoW I love your world.
2. SWG I love your housing.
3. WAR I love your ToK.
4. DAoC I love your 3 faction battle.
5. AoC I love your combat.